Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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