he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
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she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
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Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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