I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
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she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
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All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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