when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
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