But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
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