i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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