O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
you win again, gameday.
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did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
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He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.