I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
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Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
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Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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