Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
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I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
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If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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