Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
You can't special order awesome
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
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The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
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We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Sorry my hands just texted you
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
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