dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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