My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
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