love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
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