i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
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Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
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Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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