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good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
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