U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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