I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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