You just made me feel so damn special
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
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he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
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mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
My vagina is officially offended.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
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