It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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