Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
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the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
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I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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