If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
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your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
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I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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