i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
high people should be assigned attendants
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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