This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
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he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
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Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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