I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
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I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
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Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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