Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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