Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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