thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
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I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
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You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
i think i just lost a toe
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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