Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
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Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
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I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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