I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I look better un-naked...
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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