I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
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He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
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All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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