I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
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walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
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well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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