Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Can I color on your dick again?
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
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