Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
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I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
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seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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