Im at strip club and am horny
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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