My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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