You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
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Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
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Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
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