Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
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he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
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You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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