its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
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I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
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exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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