How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
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I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
You're a waste of cheezeits
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
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I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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