He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
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I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
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He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
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