He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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