Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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