She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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