Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
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I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
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Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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