I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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