yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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