why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I think a kid would responsible me up
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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