Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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