I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
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I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
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U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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