Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
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