Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
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promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
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Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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