found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
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