I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
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Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
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I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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